Food · Grain Free Recipes · Sugar Free Recipes

Coconut Applesauce Microwave Keto Cake! The Easy Low Carb Breakfast Cake

This breakfast cake is great for those of you who are gluten-free, dairy-free, low carb, paleo, keto … or just, like me, obsessed with cake!

As you’ll be aware, if you read my How To Stop Nausea post, I struggle most mornings with feeling horrifically sick. That’s ‘sick’ in the English way- not the American term for having the flu! It’s a lot better now than it was even a few years ago, when I had to have a 100% ketogenic diet or risk vomiting at every meal. That means low or no carbs and high fats. Very high fats. My nails and skin have never looked so darn good I can tell you that for nothing!

I’ve moved past the keto diet- thank god. Variety at last!- through the low carb and now to a low carb version of the Low FODMAP diet which really does seem to be making all the difference to my life. It’s wonderful, especially for those with IBS and even some energy conditions, so I can’t recommend it enough if you’re struggling with stomach complaints. You can find out more about it here:

One difficulty was having food I could easily create and eat in a hurry, especially at breakfast time when I need to eat very early in order to take my meds… or else become a raging She Hulk who roars about her pain (read: sulks in the corner and maybe gets a bit weepy. I’m not really a yeller, I just like to pretend I’m a superhero). When toast and a bowl of cereal are out of the question and you need something to quickly shovel in your mouth, well… a microwave becomes your best friend.

This cake recipe works brilliantly because it’s easy to put together, fast to cook, calms an upset, hungry belly and is just generally delicious! I’ve added some substitution suggestions to the notes at the end in case anything I’ve listed doesn’t agree with you.

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Recipe

 

2 eggs
¼ tsp baking powder
3 tbsp unsweetened applesauce
2 tbsp granulated sweetener
3 tbsp coconut flour

Optional extras: sprinkle of cinnamon, drop vanilla essence.

Mix all ingredients together in a microwaveable bowl.
Microwave for 5 minutes (900W- 20 sec longer for lower power), check the centre is firm. If not, microwave for 30 seconds at a time until centre is cooked.
Done!

Serve with soya yogurt and frozen berries.

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Notes

Coconut flour is not like other flours- it is extremely absorbent and cannot be substituted 1:1 for other flours. If you want to switch the coconut flour to either a normal or gluten free flour then I suggest you add a little more. Almond flour will also work well.

I use Splenda or supermarket own brand versions (that’s sucralose) as my sweetener of choice but if you find another works better for you then go for it. Use the same quantity when swapping directly to granulated cane sugar but you’ll want to use a little less for liquid sweeteners. If you’re using pre-sweetened applesauce then you can always cut out adding a sweetener entirely.

Can’t get your hands on applesauce or just hate the taste? Then try pureed pumpkin! Trust me, it’s delicious.

Watch me cooking the recipe in this video!

Classical Film Reviews · Film Reviews

Classical Film Review: White Zombie [1932]

White ZombieWhite Zombie is the first feature length zombie film and, whilst we must forgive it many things for being a not-particularly well funded independent film, it is impressive for being a pre cursor.

The story begins in Haiti with a carriage carrying a holidaying couple being stopped by a funeral… which taking place in the middle of the road. The driver explains that the family do not want the body stolen so they are burying it where regular traffic will keep people from trying.

The couple later cross paths with an eerie gentleman and his henchmen. The driver again explains that the henchmen are not just strangely acting people (although they are that too- small budget, not great extras) but zombies. In Haiti the living dead that are made to work in the fields and factories.

The couple, Neil Parker and his fiancé Madeleine, played by old silent film stars John Harron and Madge Bellamy, are staying at the home of Charles Beaumont to be wed.

Unfortunately, Beaumont is rather taken with Madeline and will do anything to have her- including turning her into a zombie! He turns to ‘Murder’ Legendre, zombie master and pretty much a soulless devil. Played by Bela Lugosi he is everything one would want in an old horror film’s villain.

Released in 1932 it is a Pre-Code horror film that allows for much moral ambiguity.

Some presented through old-fashioned costume choices: the thoroughly evil Legendre, the not-entirely-rotten Charles Beaumont, and the good Dr. Bruner are all seen at some point in the film wearing black hats and overcoats, suggesting that evil deeds tempt every one. The moral Dr. Bruner attempts to murder the evil Murder by hiding and then stabbing him from behind–clearly a morally ambiguous act. This is exciting in such an old fashioned film. Old fashioned even when it was released that is… With the use of past-it silent film actors like Bellamy and Harron whose mannerisms and flat line readings are ill-suited to sound film. It also employs a number of Expressionist touches that were certainly falling out of fashion at the time, as beautiful as they may be to us now.

When Neil broods over the loss of Madeline in a nightclub we see no other patrons, just their shadows on the wall behind him. The eerie shadows emphasising how alone and powerless he is. Yet, the film uses sound better than was common at the time, using music to create mood, an uncommon practice in the early years of talking pictures, and often startles the viewer with the use of the piercing cry of a vulture.

And, despite being sometimes stagy, there is more camera movement than in Dracula, and one long scene in Dr. Bruner’s study is done with no cuts, though the camera moves around; Hitchcock would likely have appreciated this experiment in technique.

Chronically Fabulous · Honest Beauty · Jessica Loves

April Favourites 2017 // Cheap But Good Eyeshadows, GoPro Hero 5

Hi lovelies, here are my April Favourites- all the things I’ve loved the most this month:

If you want more information on the items I featured in this vlog, please follow the links:

1) Tilly’s Haircut from Canine Clip Joint: https://goo.gl/4zabHR
2) Lover Bar Warm Eyeshadow Palette: https://goo.gl/vG530m
3) Hearing Aids! … I have no link for those… The NHS website?
4) GoPro Hero 5: https://goo.gl/B82GY7
4 Part 2) GoPro Accessories: https://goo.gl/TYBd1W
5) The Easiest Gluten Free Tuna Lasagna: https://goo.gl/N2FcoV
6) Free Pen! It’s free. And so fancy.

Thank you for watching! What are your favourite things this month? Let me know in the comments down bellow!